I meet a man who was very successful dating girls and getting them interested in him. Curious, I didn't imagine he was all that attractive or interesting. After buying him a drink and assuring him that I was not interested in him, I inquired to his success. He told me, after another drink, his secret.
He said, "Son, I know your, ah, thinking that I aint an attractive man. You are also thinking I have some tiny hands. But I, here, have a secret that's better than length or gold. A secret taught to me, when I was just 18 summers old. You have to understand its quite a natural thing, so know I am going to tell you and make your dating sing. You have to work real hard and get real hot and sweaty. And all of the time thinking of smoking hot Betty~s. Then, you harvest your ball sweat and keep it in a jar. Because it's the recipe to take you with ladies far. Get yourself ready and go out to the club, take alittle of the sweat and give your eyebrows a rub. Then my young son, you'll never be out of love, hugs, and lady's rugs."
I inspect closer to this man's eyebrows and I must have seen an out-of-place hair. If this is the secret to success, I wondered if I could ever be successful.
Dejected and quite disgusted, I walked away. Some truths are not worth the knowing.
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